Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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