I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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