you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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