can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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