There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
youre lurking in front of me
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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