Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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