Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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