They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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