last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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