Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Dear god my vagina.
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