yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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