he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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