i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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