direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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