I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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