I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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