Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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