Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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