i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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