Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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