The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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