um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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