In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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