What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I don't deserve a penis
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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