I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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