She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
