i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
