I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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