Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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