Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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