i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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