He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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