i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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