I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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