That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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