idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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