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(504): View more from Louisiana

Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before

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(214): View more from Texas

would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

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(850): View more from Florida

how was your day?

(404): View more from Georgia

fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?

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(949): View more from California

Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...

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(713): View more from Texas

Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?

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(613): View more from Ontario

never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.

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