Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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