There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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