Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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