I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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