I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
did i just pee glitter
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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