you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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