are you so shy because you have an std?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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