So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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