U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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