i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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