big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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