it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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