Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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