just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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