Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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