I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.