The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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