If i come over, it means nothing
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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